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bdaw on Track -
07-24-2010, 09:14 AM
Initially, I thought the guy in the middle lane was commencer but on closer examination, I realized it was our very own bdaw! He's been hiding his on-track abilities from us...
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Chubby Knight with Laser Jammers
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07-24-2010, 10:21 AM
Isn't his hair a little darker than BDAW'S?
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Lord Deaf Leopard
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07-24-2010, 03:01 PM
He must've worn a wig.
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07-24-2010, 03:18 PM
Goes to show you that it doesn't matter how long it takes to get to the race, but it's how quickly you run out the door that matters.
Hey do you know the 4 types of orgasms? 1st - Positive orgasm: Oh yes oh yes oh yes! 2nd - Negative orgasm: Oh no oh no oh no! 3rd - Religious orgasm: Oh god oh god oh god! 4th - Fake orgasm: Oh boxy oh boxy oh boxy! My car isn't dirty...It just hasn't been D!Tailed. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Winston Churchill Governments don't reduce deficits by raising taxes on the people; governments reduce deficits by controlling spending and stimulating new wealth. -- Ronald Reagan
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07-24-2010, 06:39 PM
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bdaw, is it in yet? you started it Sir Bonzo, Court Jester 2008 ///M6 Cabrio Monaco Blue|Sepang Merino|Maderia Walnut|SMG III|HUD|CA|EPS|V1 2008 750Li Alpine White|Natural Brown|Light Ash|LS|PS|CP|CA|Style 231 Wheels Sharkfest/ToD 2010 M DE Nov '09 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '09 BimmerDrivers 2nd Anniversary - Chicago - June '09 Sharkfest/ToD 2009 M DE Nov '08 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '08 BimmerDrivers 1st Anniversary - Las Vegas - June '08 Sharkfest/ToD 2008 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '07 Sharkfest/ToD 2007 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '06 Sharkfest 2006 |
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07-24-2010, 06:52 PM
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My car isn't dirty...It just hasn't been D!Tailed. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Winston Churchill Governments don't reduce deficits by raising taxes on the people; governments reduce deficits by controlling spending and stimulating new wealth. -- Ronald Reagan
The taxpayer: that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn't have to take a civil service examination. -- Ronald Reagan |
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07-24-2010, 06:58 PM
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 Reminds me of a high school escapade of mine...Sir Bonzo, Court Jester 2008 ///M6 Cabrio Monaco Blue|Sepang Merino|Maderia Walnut|SMG III|HUD|CA|EPS|V1 2008 750Li Alpine White|Natural Brown|Light Ash|LS|PS|CP|CA|Style 231 Wheels Sharkfest/ToD 2010 M DE Nov '09 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '09 BimmerDrivers 2nd Anniversary - Chicago - June '09 Sharkfest/ToD 2009 M DE Nov '08 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '08 BimmerDrivers 1st Anniversary - Las Vegas - June '08 Sharkfest/ToD 2008 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '07 Sharkfest/ToD 2007 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '06 Sharkfest 2006 |
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07-24-2010, 11:23 PM
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My car isn't dirty...It just hasn't been D!Tailed. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Winston Churchill Governments don't reduce deficits by raising taxes on the people; governments reduce deficits by controlling spending and stimulating new wealth. -- Ronald Reagan
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07-25-2010, 01:31 PM
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 Sir Bonzo, Court Jester 2008 ///M6 Cabrio Monaco Blue|Sepang Merino|Maderia Walnut|SMG III|HUD|CA|EPS|V1 2008 750Li Alpine White|Natural Brown|Light Ash|LS|PS|CP|CA|Style 231 Wheels Sharkfest/ToD 2010 M DE Nov '09 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '09 BimmerDrivers 2nd Anniversary - Chicago - June '09 Sharkfest/ToD 2009 M DE Nov '08 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '08 BimmerDrivers 1st Anniversary - Las Vegas - June '08 Sharkfest/ToD 2008 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '07 Sharkfest/ToD 2007 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '06 Sharkfest 2006 |
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07-25-2010, 10:45 PM
Ya all a bunch of : orgasmic whores :
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Knight with Silver Spurs, Earl of Vegemite
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07-25-2010, 10:54 PM
"bdaw on Track "....
 cause this place wasn't, I keep getting database errors last night. Lord Dow-nunder, Baron of the wide brown land. Bmw 523i, Oxford grün metallic.  |
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07-25-2010, 11:33 PM
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My car isn't dirty...It just hasn't been D!Tailed. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Winston Churchill Governments don't reduce deficits by raising taxes on the people; governments reduce deficits by controlling spending and stimulating new wealth. -- Ronald Reagan
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Knight with Silver Spurs, Earl of Vegemite
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07-25-2010, 11:45 PM
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Just messing with ya Lord Dow-nunder, Baron of the wide brown land. Bmw 523i, Oxford grün metallic. |
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The Demanding Knight with Titanium Spurs
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07-27-2010, 06:00 AM
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07-27-2010, 05:41 PM
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Sir Bonzo, Court Jester 2008 ///M6 Cabrio Monaco Blue|Sepang Merino|Maderia Walnut|SMG III|HUD|CA|EPS|V1 2008 750Li Alpine White|Natural Brown|Light Ash|LS|PS|CP|CA|Style 231 Wheels Sharkfest/ToD 2010 M DE Nov '09 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '09 BimmerDrivers 2nd Anniversary - Chicago - June '09 Sharkfest/ToD 2009 M DE Nov '08 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '08 BimmerDrivers 1st Anniversary - Las Vegas - June '08 Sharkfest/ToD 2008 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '07 Sharkfest/ToD 2007 BMW ToD Dragon Slayer '06 Sharkfest 2006 |
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07-27-2010, 07:07 PM
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My car isn't dirty...It just hasn't been D!Tailed. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Winston Churchill Governments don't reduce deficits by raising taxes on the people; governments reduce deficits by controlling spending and stimulating new wealth. -- Ronald Reagan
The taxpayer: that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn't have to take a civil service examination. -- Ronald Reagan |
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CTS-V Lover Kangaroo Scrotum Leather Fabricator and Knight with Piano Black Spurs
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07-27-2010, 07:18 PM
Y'all a bunch of : grammar whores : .
MY08 E63 M6 Coupe, BMW Individual Blue Onyx, Champagne Merino, Piano Finish Black, SMG III; new. http://www.bimmerdrivers.com/forum/a...6&d=1233567160 MY06 E63 650i Coupe, Mineral Silver, BMW Individual Platinum Merino, Walnut Amarone, Steptronic; new, gone. http://www.bimmerdrivers.com/forum/a...4&d=1250258510 |
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07-27-2010, 07:27 PM
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 My car isn't dirty...It just hasn't been D!Tailed. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Winston Churchill Governments don't reduce deficits by raising taxes on the people; governments reduce deficits by controlling spending and stimulating new wealth. -- Ronald Reagan
The taxpayer: that's someone who works for the federal government, but doesn't have to take a civil service examination. -- Ronald Reagan |
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Lord Deaf Leopard
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07-27-2010, 09:02 PM
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The Demanding Knight with Titanium Spurs
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07-28-2010, 07:08 AM
You tell 'em 6D!!!
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Lord Deaf Leopard
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08-03-2010, 03:15 PM
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