commencer
02-27-2009, 05:02 AM
:mrgreen:
Enjoy your day!
Here are some funnies for you too.
- As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
- “I want to die while asleep just like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passanger in his car.”
- KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.
- WELCOME TO UTAH: Set your watch back 20 years.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italian
Enjoy your day!
Here are some funnies for you too.
- As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
- “I want to die while asleep just like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passanger in his car.”
- KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.
- WELCOME TO UTAH: Set your watch back 20 years.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italian