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BHR4CE1
02-06-2009, 06:03 PM
As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.

For example, my Doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.


When I asked her why, she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

bdaw
02-06-2009, 06:04 PM
MY VIRGIN MIND!!!! :scared:

BHR4CE1
02-06-2009, 06:12 PM
MY VIRGIN MIND!!!! :scared:

Matches the rest of you!

bdaw
02-06-2009, 06:13 PM
Matches the rest of you!

I've kissed a girl before.

bdaw
02-06-2009, 06:15 PM
BTW - in my old age I learned for a truly perfect awakening, put the coffee machine in the bathroom when you take a shower. Something about a nice shower with the smell of brewing coffee totally wakes you up and makes you want to kick ass.

m630
02-06-2009, 06:20 PM
As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.

For example, my Doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.:jackit:


When I asked her why, she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

:scared:

:bravo:

Enigma
02-09-2009, 07:52 AM
As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment.

For example, my Doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.


When I asked her why, she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'
:thumb:

:greenlaff::greenlaff::greenlaff:

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