Latest Health Study on Heart Attacks

[BHR4CE1]

Subject: Health Care



After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever the hell you like. Apparently, speaking English is what kills you, but the U. S. Government is trying to correct the problem.

[commencer]

Subject: Health Care



After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever the hell you like. Apparently, speaking English is what kills you, but the U. S. Government is trying to correct the problem.

:greenlaff:

:stupid:


Actually I have another appointment with my cardiologist today...:ball: (no joke)

[AusBmw]

:greenlaff:

:stupid:


Actually I have another appointment today...:ball: (no joke)

:scared: Hope it's just a cheek up mate, and nothing sinister.

Us Aussies ( well most of us) love nothing more than a good BBQ with plenty of snags and steak's all washed down by a good amount of alcohol, and a lot smoke to, which all adds up Heart Attacks:wow:

But genetics can play a big part to:ball:

As for speaking English, how's that affect the fatty build up that causes Heart Attacks?

[boxboss]

...with plenty of snags...

:dunno:

[Gran Turismo]

As for speaking English, how's that affect the fatty build up that causes Heart Attacks?Well, you guys Down Under have the big advantage that you actually don't speak English (but Strine instead), so you'd be immune as well here! :greenlaff:

[commencer]

:scared: Hope it's just a cheek up mate, and nothing sinister.

Us Aussies ( well most of us) love nothing more than a good BBQ with plenty of snags and steak's all washed down by a good amount of alcohol, and a lot smoke to, which all adds up Heart Attacks:wow:

But genetics can play a big part to:ball:

:stupid:

My father had a double bypass a few years ago. He is fine now and very healthy fortunately.
I'm the one that has had a few problems for a while now. At 30, I'm probably one of my Doctor's youngest patients. I'm taking better care now that my baby is coming ... I haven't smoked for 5 weeks*!!! :woot:










*Feels like an eternity!

[AusBmw]

:dunno:


Aussie for sausages! :thumb:


That's good to hear commencer, I know some one who recently gave up smoking, worse part she said was going out with friends and they would smoke around her, plus drinking didn't help, because the other thing she'd do was light up when drinking.

I'm lucky, no heart attacks in my family, just other nastiness to look forward when I get older.

[Gran Turismo]

:dunno:

Strine: snag ( = banger = mistery bag)
English: sausage

Strine: Howzagoinmite?
English: Hello, how are you?

Strine: Sortentelly
English: I saw it on TV

etc.

Do you see what I meant in my previous post? :mrgreen:

[boxboss]

Strine: snag ( = banger = mistery bag)
English: sausage

Strine: Howzagoinmite?
English: Hello, how are you?

Strine: Sortentelly
English: I saw it on TV

etc.

Do you see what I meant in my previous post? :mrgreen:

Yes - no heart attacks for the Aussies!

[AusBmw]

Strine: snag ( = banger = mistery bag)
English: sausage

Strine: Howzagoinmite?
English: Hello, how are you?

Strine: Sortentelly
English: I saw it on TV

etc.

Do you see what I meant in my previous post? :mrgreen:


:greenlaff:


We just bastardise the English language.

[commencer]

Aussie for sausages! :thumb:


That's good to hear commencer, I know some one who recently gave up smoking, worse part she said was going out with friends and they would smoke around her, plus drinking didn't help, because the other thing she'd do was light up when drinking.

I'm lucky, no heart attacks in my family, just other nastiness to look forward when I get older.

Thanks Aus!

Quitting smoking is really really hard! A lot tougher than I thought!!!! :ball:

I see exactly what you're saying about drinking and smoking. 3 of my partners smoke and every time I go out with them, I feel like either killing them or just taking it up again... it is so hard to resist!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of that, I am going out with 2 of them tonight for a few drinks (after my visit with the cardiologist).
I'm proud to announce that my alcohol intake has also been reduced. :mrgreen:

What a nice guy I'm becoming!:greenlaff:

[D!Tailed]

What a nice guy I'm becoming!:greenlaff:

SHEESH!!!

It's about time!


:greenlaff:

[commencer]

SHEESH!!!

It's about time!


:greenlaff:


Let's see how long it lasts...

:mrgreen:

[D!Tailed]

Let's see how long it lasts...

:mrgreen:

Well if you want to come test the theory, I'll be back at the Red Rock in November for the SEMA show!

[BHR4CE1]

What a nice guy I'm becoming!:greenlaff:

:bongL3i8: