Latest Health Study on Heart Attacks

[bdaw]

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever the hell you like. Apparently, speaking English is what kills you, but the U. S. Government is trying to correct the problem.

I thought it was because we blieved the news :dunno:

[InsidiousSpeed]

Drive more BMW's (especially the V8, V10 and V12), and I guarantee you will have a long life free from heart attacks. :thumb:

[AusBmw]

Drive more BMW's (especially the V8, V10 and V12), and I guarantee you will have a long life free from heart attacks. :thumb:

Out on the open highway yes, but in the city to many unwashed who seem to have gotten there license from a cereal box, enough to give a man a heart attack twice over:ball:

[Ramphaus]

Subject: Health Care



After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever the hell you like. Apparently, speaking English is what kills you, but the U. S. Government is trying to correct the problem.

OMG, THAT IS HILARIOUS! I agree 100% with that POLITICAL commentary! :mrgreen:

[commencer]

:bongL3i8:

Hey! :stick:
I'm tryin'! :mrgreen:



I thought it was because we blieved the news :dunno:

That too...

[AusBmw]

Hey! :stick:
I'm tryin'! :mrgreen:





That too...


What do you get out of smoking any way commencer, I mean i get a buzz out of caffeine, plus it helps during stressful times, but smoking:dunno:

[bdaw]

What do you get out of smoking any way commencer, I mean i get a buzz out of caffeine, plus it helps during stressful times, but smoking:dunno:

did you just say coffee helps with stress? hope you're sippin' decaf there buddy

[commencer]

What do you get out of smoking any way commencer, I mean i get a buzz out of caffeine, plus it helps during stressful times, but smoking:dunno:

:ball:

Stress Aus!
I read once that tobacco does not calm you down, so it may sound like it makes no sense and I'm contradicting myself, but here's the deal.

You think that tobacco calms you down, but you forget that the tranquility is in fact nothing more than disappeared feelings of restlessness. This restlessness is caused in the first place by tobacco. Tobacco brings you into a vicious circle. Tobacco causes restlessness which you temporarily suppress with tobacco. By smoking again, your body gets used to the nicotine, however, and your feelings of restlessness and your need for tobacco will only increase.

Does anyone have a smoke?

Anyone?


:ball:

I am so proud of myself for stopping cold turkey!...
Now pass me a cigarrette!!!!!!!!!!:throw::headache::pissed2::bal l:

[bdaw]

:ball:

Stress Aus!
I read once that tobacco does not calm you down, so it may sound like it makes no sense and I'm contradicting myself, but here's the deal.

You think that tobacco calms you down, but you forget that the tranquility is in fact nothing more than disappeared feelings of restlessness. This restlessness is caused in the first place by tobacco. Tobacco brings you into a vicious circle. Tobacco causes restlessness which you temporarily suppress with tobacco. By smoking again, your body gets used to the nicotine, however, and your feelings of restlessness and your need for tobacco will only increase.

Does anyone have a smoke?

Anyone?


:ball:

I am so proud of myself for stopping cold turkey!...
Now pass me a cigarrette!!!!!!!!!!:throw::headache::pissed2::bal l:


:smokin:

[AusBmw]

did you just say coffee helps with stress? hope you're sippin' decaf there buddy

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT


It does for me, :greenlaff:

[commencer]

:smokin:
:ball:

[bdaw]

:ball:

it's all smoke and mirrors...without the mirrors