Mergers

[BHR4CE1]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

[bdaw]

:greenlaff:

[Gman]

ROTFL! I thought you were giving some really good stock tips. You fooled me big time!

[AusBmw]

:greenlaff::greenlaff::greenlaff::greenlaff:

[NoM6D]

:greenlaff::lool:

[MalibuBimmer]

Those of us who are intellectual (or bloviating pompous gasbags – I think it’s the same thing) are more concerned about what we read. So when we heard that the journal Commentary http://www.commentarymagazine.com/ announced that it was merging with the journal Dissent http://www.dissentmagazine.org/ many of us took notice. We will soon be reading the radical-left Jewish journal Dysentery.

[BHR4CE1]

Those of us who are intellectual (or bloviating pompous gasbags – I think it’s the same thing) are more concerned about what we read. So when we heard that the journal Commentary http://www.commentarymagazine.com/ announced that it was merging with the journal Dissent http://www.dissentmagazine.org/ many of us took notice. We will soon be reading the radical-left Jewish journal Dysentery.

LOOL! That was funny as hell! Not as funny as when Woody Allen said it YEARS ago, but funny nonetheless...

Next time try to be original, or give credit where credit is due...SHAME ON YOU!

Here's the original line from Annie Hall, "Oh really? I had heard that "Commentary" and "Dissent" had merged and formed "Dysentery."

[Richard in NC]

Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

Now that one was funny! :greenlaff:

Us I.T. guys know an actual merger where Brocade merged with McData and became BrokeData.

[nealh]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood. :thumb::thumb:

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP. :greenlaff::greenlaff::greenlaff:

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. :sht::sht:

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW! Did she have a headache????

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
I love it ...thanks for the laughs

[MalibuBimmer]

LOOL! That was funny as hell! Not as funny as when Woody Allen said it YEARS ago, but funny nonetheless...

Next time try to be original, or give credit where credit is due...SHAME ON YOU BARACK OBAMA! SHAME ON YOU!

Here's the original line from Annie Hall, "Oh really? I had heard that "Commentary" and "Dissent" had merged and formed "Dysentery."

Bryce - Where did your merger names come from? Did you just sit down and make them all up? If not, who gets credit? :tbal:

[BHR4CE1]

Did you just sit down and make them all up?

yup

[MalibuBimmer]

yup

:bravo:

























PS: You have much too much time on your hands.

[Spyder]

Bryce - Where did your merger names come from? Did you just sit down and make them all up? If not, who gets credit? :tbal:

If you think about it, it's not much different than writing music:woot:

[nealh]

yup

I'm impressed

[AusBmw]

:bravo:

























PS: You have much too much time on your hands.


:greenlaff:

I read all those things out to the wife this morning, she said exactly the same thing, he's got to much time on his hands:greenlaff: