View Full Version : Joke: Courtesy of my Wife
nealh
07-13-2008, 05:17 PM
Subject: the fairy
Short and cute!
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being Loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my Darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but An opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than Me. ' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband became 92 years Old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
Fairies are female.....
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
Subject: the fairy
Short and cute!
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being Loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my Darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but An opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than Me. ' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband became 92 years Old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
Fairies are female.....
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
OH - that makes so much sense now! :greenlaff: I love it! Thanks Nealh!
nealh
07-13-2008, 06:28 PM
my wife was a bit pissed at me..so she thought she would point out how easy it is to out fox a man:wow:
my wife was a bit pissed at me..so she thought she would point out how easy it is to out fox a man:wow:
Did it work? :greenlaff: my advice is to simply nod your head until it's over. Only then will it be hard for her to develop new ammo for her to use.
nealh
07-13-2008, 07:14 PM
Did it work? :greenlaff: my advice is to simply nod your head until it's over. Only then will it be hard for her to develop new ammo for her to use.
Naw...my foot gets in my mouth too much...you would think after 17yrs of marriage I would be smarter:shake::loco:
Naw...my foot gets in my mouth too much...you would think after 17yrs of marriage I would be smarter:shake::loco:
:greenlaff: well, you can always sleep on my couch
AusBmw
07-13-2008, 10:51 PM
my wife was a bit pissed at me..so she thought she would point out how easy it is to out fox a man:wow:
OH I know what that's like, I get the "ARE HA" and "yeah what ever" or she just doesn't talk to me, which some man find ok, but i hate it.
That joke is very funny mate:greenlaff::greenlaff:
boxboss
07-14-2008, 05:44 AM
OH I know what that's like, I get the "ARE HA" and "yeah what ever" or she just doesn't talk to me, which some man find ok, but i hate it.
That reminds me of this one. A friend told me he had to sell his new M6. I asked, "Why, you just got it?" He said, "Well, when talking about a new car with my wife, I apparently misunderstood her when she said, 'I don't give a f*** what you buy.'"
That reminds me of this one. A friend told me he had to sell his new M6. I asked, "Why, you just got it?" He said, "Well, when talking about a new car with my wife, I apparently misunderstood her when she said, 'I don't give a f*** what you buy.'"
:greenlaff: freakin' awesome! :greenlaff:
AusBmw
07-16-2008, 12:05 AM
That reminds me of this one. A friend told me he had to sell his new M6. I asked, "Why, you just got it?" He said, "Well, when talking about a new car with my wife, I apparently misunderstood her when she said, 'I don't give a f*** what you buy.'"
:greenlaff:
You gotta love women, it's mostly mind games an reading between the lines.:bs:
:greenlaff:
You gotta love women, it's mostly mind games an reading between the lines.:bs:
:stupid:
Where's Jen & M-Lady in this conversation?
See what you guys started? :greenlaff:
No comment...
smart man :greenlaff:
commencer
07-18-2008, 07:31 AM
:greenlaff::greenlaff::greenlaff:
I can't believe I missed this joke!...