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07-18-2008, 08:36 AM
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Subject: the fairy
Short and cute!
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being Loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my Darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but An opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than Me. ' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband became 92 years Old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
Fairies are female.....
SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
That reminds me of this one. A friend told me he had to sell his new M6. I asked, "Why, you just got it?" He said, "Well, when talking about a new car with my wife, I apparently misunderstood her when she said, 'I don't give a f*** what you buy.'"
Thanks guys, I used both of these today in conversation. :greenlaff: