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D!Tailed
07-08-2008, 09:55 AM
A REDNECK LOVE POEM
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, 'SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'
'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, 'MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
MARRY WILL, OR MARRY JOE:
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.'
Brings a tear to yer eye, don't it...
BHR4CE1
07-08-2008, 10:10 AM
Brings a tear to yer eye, don't it...
Reckon so!
cobradav
07-08-2008, 10:31 AM
A REDNECK LOVE POEM
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, 'SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'
'YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.'
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, 'MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
MARRY WILL, OR MARRY JOE:
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.'
Brings a tear to yer eye, don't it...
Long before REDNECKS this was a recurring theme in the British Isles long ago and was imported to this country.
commencer
07-08-2008, 10:53 AM
:greenlaff:
D!Tailed
07-08-2008, 11:37 AM
Long before REDNECKS this was a recurring theme in the British Isles long ago and was imported to this country.
Is that why there's such a similarity in the teeth?
:greenlaff:
cobradav
07-08-2008, 12:08 PM
Is that why there's such a similarity in the teeth?
:greenlaff:
Possibly so and probably not likely to change until or unless they go to the 2-bucket wash method:greenlaff:
boxboss
07-08-2008, 12:09 PM
Possibly so and probably not likely to change until or unless they go to the 2-bucket wash method:greenlaff:
:greenlaff::greenlaff:
D!Tailed
07-08-2008, 12:21 PM
Possibly so and probably not likely to change until or unless they go to the 2-bucket wash method:greenlaff:
Touche my friend!
:thumb:
Possibly so and probably not likely to change until or unless they go to the 2-bucket wash method:greenlaff:
:greenlaff:
That's the kind of comment that proves your account was not hacked....lol
only a few people could come up with that :greenlaff: :thumb:
BHR4CE1
07-08-2008, 04:55 PM
Is that why there's such a similarity in the teeth?
:greenlaff:
No, the teeth issue started when the USA stopped paying for their cleanings.
That was funny D!Tailed.:greenlaff: