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BHR4CE1
06-29-2008, 11:23 AM
Medical madness.


When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some “asshole” in administration.

MalibuBimmer
06-29-2008, 11:27 AM
Medical madness.


When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some “asshole” in administration.

And they hired a lawyer to sue the :sht: out of the hospital's administration.

nealh
06-29-2008, 03:36 PM
:greenlaff::greenlaff::greenlaff::lool:

InsidiousSpeed
06-29-2008, 04:32 PM
Medical madness.


When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some “asshole” in administration.

All this bureaucratic nonsense while the poor patient is left neglected and dying. :bigfinger:

BHR4CE1
06-29-2008, 05:13 PM
All this bureaucratic nonsense while the poor patient is left neglected and dying. :bigfinger:

Welcome to the good ol' U.S. of A!

bdaw
06-30-2008, 08:25 PM
http://www.bdaw.com/forums/lool-haha.jpg

Gman
07-02-2008, 01:07 PM
:greenlaff: You guys find the most interesting topics to read about.

bdaw
07-02-2008, 01:18 PM
:greenlaff: You guys find the most interesting topics to read about.


they find us :greenlaff:

Gman
07-02-2008, 01:36 PM
And that's why we are Numeral Uno!

MalibuBimmer
07-02-2008, 03:53 PM
And that's why we are Numeral Uno!

:tbal:

Gman
07-03-2008, 08:51 AM
:greenlaff:Where is the insect? Well, maybe I should be nicer to the Canadian'er... :shitfan:

bdaw
07-03-2008, 12:01 PM
eh?

MalibuBimmer
07-05-2008, 06:55 PM
eh?

:lool:

Gman
07-06-2008, 03:58 PM
:tbal::tbal::tbal::tbal::tbal:

He lives in Canada.