D!Tailed
06-20-2008, 07:46 AM
After being married for 38 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:
'Honey, 38 years ago we had a cheap tiny apartment, a cheap
old car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black
and white TV; but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. Now
we have a $500,000 home, a $40,000 car, nice king-sized bed and huge Plasma screen
TV; but I'm sleeping with a 59-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would
once again beliving in a cheap tiny apartment, driving a cheap old car,
sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
your mid-life crisis.
'Honey, 38 years ago we had a cheap tiny apartment, a cheap
old car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black
and white TV; but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 21-year-old gal. Now
we have a $500,000 home, a $40,000 car, nice king-sized bed and huge Plasma screen
TV; but I'm sleeping with a 59-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot 21-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would
once again beliving in a cheap tiny apartment, driving a cheap old car,
sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
your mid-life crisis.